highglossfinish:

ask-smokescreen said: Of course not! During the movie, we’re watching it. And we’re stayign for the credits, too. They always have stuff after. I mean doing things after.

Ahh, alright. Now that’s a more plausible scenario. 

Plausible and very promising.

alternatively some kind of huge thing with all five of us. you, knockers, me, breaks. I’m not exactly sure how it’d work but it’d be cool if it does work

highglossfinish:

ask-smokescreen:

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yes

you mistyped something

like the entire thing

Ahh, silly me.

Allow me to make a few minor corrections.

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highglossfinish:

ask-smokescreen said:njhjbxdfcgvhjcfddrtfgyhujgfdsdftghjkhbgvftrd what.

Would you like me to repeat myself?

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yes

you mistyped something

like the entire thing

Anonymous sent: Megabooty-absolutely-supercutey-tron

thetruemegatron:

ask-smokescreen:

THERE WE GO

YES

THERE IS YOUR NEW NAME, MEGSY.

I didn’t know you were such a sweet talker, Smokescreen

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I

what

but

You’re a buttaft. A HUGE buttaft that should be spunk. Spanked. Whatever the right tense for that is.

Not so sweet now, am I?

Anonymous sent: Megabooty-absolutely-supercutey-tron

thetruemegatron:

ask-smokescreen:

THERE WE GO

YES

THERE IS YOUR NEW NAME, MEGSY.

You are asking the wrong mech. I think “cute” is a ridiculous term, but I’m going to call you it, regardless. Its part of the nickname deal

but

but meggy

fine. But you’re cute, too.

Like, you’ve got that teeny nosething- and and- you’re all round and pretty- you’re a cutie.

Anonymous sent: what does Ness look like? Ness the insecticon I mean.

Pretty much like an insecticon? He’s more yellow and black, though. Kinda like an organic bee?

Anonymous sent: what's the name of the biggest insecticon in the room?

Tiny!

That’s their nickname, at least.

Anonymous sent: Megabooty-absolutely-supercutey-tron

thetruemegatron:

ask-smokescreen:

THERE WE GO

YES

THERE IS YOUR NEW NAME, MEGSY.

As long as I’m allowed to keep calling you cute~

But

you

How am I even cute? How’s this cute?

Anonymous sent: Megabooty-absolutely-supercutey-tron

thetruemegatron:

ask-smokescreen:

THERE WE GO

YES

THERE IS YOUR NEW NAME, MEGSY.

Are you sure you can even pronounce that?

Of course I can!

I’ll just call you Megatron for short.

And give you a double nickname of Megs.

Anonymous sent: Megabooty-absolutely-supercutey-tron

THERE WE GO

YES

THERE IS YOUR NEW NAME, MEGSY.

Smacktalk - ask-smokescreen - closed

eightleggedfemme:

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"I could see and hear everything, regardless of being in stasis.

To be fair, he’s still a fleshling.

And energon is energon. You seem chalked full of bad ideas, I’m sure you have more than enough energon.”

Really?

That sounds kind of weird, Spidey.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what? My energon doesn’t even taste good. Trust me, I’ve tried it! I’m a pretty bad meal.

darkenedwarlord:

"I just need it..that’s all."

Uh, well- I mean

why

It’s porn

my porn

(Source: ask-smokescreen)

thetruemegatron sent: I would apologize for what I started, but I'm not at all sorry~

thetruemegatron:

ask-smokescreen:

Well, you know what?

You’re cute.

Really, really cute.

Cutietron.

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You’re going to have to come up with better insults, Autobot

Okay

Prettytron

Megacutie

Megafriend

Smoochitron

Megasweet

Can I go on?

Anonymous sent: Well, aren't you just the darlinest lil' thing! C'mere, and oh, gosh, this cutie-patoot face! [pinching a cheek] Oh, you must get all the girls. Or all the boys, is that what the kids are into these da-oh, would you look at that perky little tuchus! You are just the sweetest mech, come here! [gives the booty a slap]

Ey, mhy fafe iznt cyute! Why are you doing dis?

I mean, I guess so? I am pretty cool, so-

Tuchus- AH!

/Loud, very loud squeak at that slap./

The frag, Anon?

Anonymous sent: Do you like big butts?

I cannot lie, Anonymous. So I’ll tell it to you.

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

YOU OTHER MECHA CAN’T DENY

WHEN A BOT WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST

AND AN AFTPLATE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG