highglossfinish:

ask-smokescreen said: Hey, rude. I’m perfectly smart.

Compared to our own Smokescreen, I’m sure you are.

Wait, what’s your Smokescreen like?

He didn’t try to eat burgers or something, did he?

thatsmetal55 replied to your post: anonymous said:I’m gonna watch Be…

Knockout is the beast because he’s the misunderstood Con. Also he starts out as a grump.

Makes sense. So I’m Belle?

And it’s like- I get caught at the ‘con base, and in order to break the spell and help end the war, we gotta love and-

This is sounding like some kind of fanfiction thing- I’m pretty sure I read a story like that in the Archives once.

Anonymous sent: I'm gonna watch Beauty and the Beast now and pretend it's Optimus and Megatron, and it's all your fault.

I kinda like seeing it as me and Knockers- the only problem’s deciding who’s Belle and who’s Beast.

darkenedwarlord:

”..if only you knew.” he grumbled, crossing his arm’s over his chest.

"Young, and free, no council any more…everybody likes you..I am very jealous of you SmokeScreen."

If only I knew-?

Well- the council thing, I definitely am glad for. Glad they’re gone- but everyone likes me? Pretty sure most bots just like watching me frag up at stuff. And the ones that do like me always end up going away after a while- finding someone better, leaving to go to another planet, whatever. I’m glad- and kind of amazed that I’ve kept as many friends as I have right now.

wrecker-femme sent: "I hear someone's upset because they're adorable~"

I’M NOT ADORABLE.

I AM A FIERCE WARRIOR WHO KICKS AFT AND CHEWS BUBBLEGUM.

darkenedwarlord:

"Your young, and proud, many must be jealous of that…"

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"I know I am.."

Heh- I can bet! I am pretty awesome-

Wait, what? You’re jealous of me? You’re just saying that- I’m pretty sure no one’d actually be jealous.

highglossfinish:

Hmm? Oh, I’m sorry…did I just give you completely counterproductive advice on purpose?

I’ll have to consider not doing that in the future.

you

you did it on purpose

Aaaargh. Should’ve known.

Okay, okay. I’ll forgive you, just this once.

But you’ve gotta tell me the actual way I can make it so I’m never seen as cute again.

darkenedwarlord:

"It’s beacuse I’ve told everyone that you are mine and mine only."

No, not because you are..too good, which you are but..More of, that they cannot accept how..how can I say this..scout-y you are?”

Wait what

Scouty? I’m not even a scout! I’m a soldier. Guard. I graduated from the elite guard.

I don’t get it.

darkenedwarlord:

"Smokescreen, the only reason that people don’t dance with you is….actually I don’t have to tell you anything."

Because I’m too good?

Come on, Megs- don’t you want to dance with me?

choochoomotherslagger:

nooooooooooo not salad

nnnnnnnnrgrhnmmm

don’t come

don’t wanna hurt you

Really? Good-

Whoever it is, they’re going to get a taste of me if I find out who they are!

You won’t hurt me-

if I’m scared about that, I’ll turn on my phase shifter. But I won’t be.

I’ll be there for you.

choochoomotherslagger:

ask-smokescreen replied to your post:Astro?
I- that- are you okay? I mean, I’ve got a cube? Did something happen? should I come over?
n-no
noooooo
i mean no
everything hurts and highgrade is everywhere and iF i DRINK iT it’ll be all over the floor again
i know, i tried

What.

What happened?

Is this Salad’s fault?

That sounds pretty gross, but it’s gotta suck to go through that alone.

I wanna come over

askxarcee:

He lied? How many puns did he tell you to make?

Thousands.

askxarcee:

No.

Wait, it isn’t?

Knocks lied to me. He lied.

slendermech:

[Well, I’m not into you posting pornographic pictures of my alternates on your porn blog.]

Oh? You aren’t?

I’ll make sure to post a bunch of Soundwav porn right now!

askxarcee:

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…..

And who told you it was a good idea to spam people with puns?

I was told I wouldn’t be cute if I used a lot of puns

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