IT WORKS

THE PHASE SHIFTER WORKS

I WAS ABLE TO GIVE OPTIMUS A DATAPAD

a-good-distraction:

I’m gonna tell Doc to tap my yap.

Get all the yapping tapping, Samurai Jack.

a-good-distraction:

It’s when ya zap the yap apparently.

So polite oral interfacing’s when you tap the yap, right?

a-good-distraction:

I can do rude oral interface? How do you do polite oral stuff?

I don’t even know.

Like- wait, what even is rude oral interface? Like- getting your partner close to overloading by using your mouth on sensitive parts on their frame- like doorwing hinges or whatever, and stopping before they actually can do slag? ‘Cause that sounds pretty rude to me.

Or- name calling during it? Spitting on them?

I don’t get it.

slenderwave:

[[Has he tried walking back into it?]]

Yeah, not really. We kind of need the matrix, and I don’t know where a spare one is. I can’t find them lying around on the floor, for some reason!

(Source: ask-smokescreen)

I don’t want Optimus to go- but I know he’ll have to in under a week. And- it’s not right. I know- he’s not supposed to be here, but being able to talk to him again and show him everything is- Once you’re gone, it’ll be like before-

I’m glad to be able to spend time with you, though.

Maybe- maybe we can figure out a way to get you back? It worked last time, with the forge-

If I can get the forge to work somehow, it will be perfect.

You don’t think it’s worth the effort? I mean- if you don’t want to come back, I understand- but I know I can figure out a way for you.

Maybe- Maybe if I find the other Optimus, they can help? I know no one else can see you, but they’re also a you, so maybe it’s different?

all the porn shows up whenever optimus is looking over my shoulder

i think i might go on another walk around cybertron with optimus

try stuff with the phase shifter

talk about stuff

inushiek sent: HEY you know what would be great? Porn. Right now. I bet Optimus would enjoy it too. It's lonely work being a ghost, after all

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you’re here flustering me

and optimus is

I don’t even know what that look is

optimus

I just want to show Optimus some dances I know but I go through him every time I try

life is difficult sometimes

ghostjumper sent: So how's things? ((CJ and smokey haven't really meet yet so I thought, what the hay))

ghostjumper:

ask-smokescreen:

Wait- wait-

You’re Cliffjumper, right? You kind of look like what I heard about you. You’ve got horns!

More ghosts? Am I just sensitive to ghosts? Cool.

Can you see Optimus?

"Yeah I’m Cliffjumper, glad to hear I wasn’t forgotten" The ghost was kidding.

CJ looks around but then shakes his helm, “I don’t see Optimus around”

You don’t? But- he’s right here!

/He’s sort of pointing to the air./

He’s smiling at you. Smiling. And you can’t see him?

slenderwave:

It’s such an absurd idea only one thing immediately comes to mind.

[[You’ll never get him into Dancitron, if that’s true.]]

After he has the chance to collect his thoughts, he adds:

[[What is he doing outside of the Allspark?]]

I know, I know- but I thought it’d be kinda cool to show him.

I have no idea. And Optimus looks as confused as I do.

Do you get it at all, Optimus?

Maybe something with the Matrix?

Yeah, I don’t get it.

(Source: ask-smokescreen)

Anonymous sent: Smokescreen and Tyrest Sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes luuuuuv then comes marriage

???

But he doesn’t even like friend kisses. So I wouldn’t kiss him.

And I don’t think he’d kiss me, either.

And- no.

ghostjumper sent: So how's things? ((CJ and smokey haven't really meet yet so I thought, what the hay))

Wait- wait-

You’re Cliffjumper, right? You kind of look like what I heard about you. You’ve got horns!

More ghosts? Am I just sensitive to ghosts? Cool.

Can you see Optimus?

slenderwave:

[[Optimus is intangible?]]

Please hold.  Two and two are being combined in the hopes of creating four.

[[…Is the Prime your ‘ghost’?]]

Yeah- he is.

Should I have not told him that?

I mean- I don’t see how he could use that to hurt you.

I don’t think it’d hurt me, either.

(Source: ask-smokescreen)

slenderwave:

[[How is making an object intangible going to make it easier for someone to hold?]]

Well, he can’t hold it when it’s tangible, so maybe if both Optimus and the datapad are intangible, it’ll cancel out and he can touch it.

(Source: ask-smokescreen)