uh.. maybe.. two to five per ton of cybertronian using it.. so.. a lot
wait why do you just have that on hand
Well, think about it! If we started slipping around like that? We’d be unstoppable.
I blame Magnus.
yeah but.. energon is a liquid anyway
how that even going to do anything
Well- I’ll be able to drink energon faster?
My intakes will be a slip and slide
How could you even smoke lube? Wouldn’t it be more drinking it? I could have extra slippery internals…
smoketopus.. no. no, drink the lube. what would you even do with extra slippery internals?
I could eat food really quickly if I did? Win all the eating contests? That’s how they win eating contests, right?
He is laughing hard enough to wheeze. “Nooo! nonono! SHHHH!” He cackled.
ALPHA TRION’S PRETTY AWESOME
Snorts and snickers, then laughs loudly. “Oh Goodness! Don’t let them all hear you say that! HA!”
Well, it’s true. I can say it louder.
Anonymous sent: What about now? (Oooh tumblr why must you be so frustrating at times) (just let me send the link >_<)
Aaargh, no. But maybe you can tell me what to search? I’ll link it if I find it!
"Hmm. Welcome, Smooooookey." Grins.
If it means anything, you’re the best of the thirteen!
Anonymous sent: Did you get the fanfics link this time?
Nope. Maybe put a space where periods are? That might let you send it?
"This ‘story’ of inappropriate behavior on my part is getting far to out of servo. It is ridiculous." Nods with finality.
People like to think you’re some kind of dirtybot. You aren’t. Right?
Anonymous sent: I meant more smuttier then that! a fic that gets more into it on alpha outing that key in smokescreen XD
I don’t think I’ve seen that yet!